Devil's Tower
Today I had an intuition: we could
write (a) History according to the kind of towers we build, since it seems an universal feature.
Why do we build towers at all?
For protection. To reach Heaven and God. For a challenge. To get a better technological signal. Church towers,
soldier towers, TV towers, even chess towers.
Here a visual essay.
Pisa (religious)
San Gimignano (show off)
Leonardo da Vinci (defense)
Alcatraz (defense)
Babylon (defense)
Water towers by the Becher (storage)
Berlin Wall (defense)
Chinese wall (defense)
Comanche tower (defense)
Tower at Gaza (defense)
Louis Vuitton (show off, tech)
Ivory Tower (religion)
London (defense, housing)
Paricutín (religion)
Babel (challenge)
Gasometer in Viena (storage, housing)
Eladio Dieste's church tower (religion)
Cuba (monument)
Petronas (housing)
Burma (religion)
South Africa (storage)
Maya tower (defense)
Minaret (religion)
Lighthouse (orientation)
Taj Mahal (monument)
Medieval (defense)
– White trash name, guess.
– Mandy... – No. – Marilyn... – No. – Brittany... – No. – Tiffany... – No. – Candice... – No.
– Don’t fuck with me on this, I know this shit. – Do you see me fucking with you? I’m completely serious. – OK, speed round, I’m gonna rattle off some names and when I hit it, fucking buzz it. – You do it, I will tell you. – You got me? –Yeah.
– Brandi Heather Channing Brianna Amber Sabrina Melody Dakota Sierra Vandi Crystal Samantha Autumn Ruby Taylor Tara Tammy Laura Shelly Shantelle Courtney Misty Jenny Christa Mindy Noëlle Shelby Trina Reba Cassandra Nikki Kelsy Shaunna Jolene Erlene Claudia Savannah Cassie Dolly Kendra Colleen Chloe Devon Emmylou... FUCKIN' BECKY??
– Nope. – Wait, was it any one of those names with a Lyn after it? – Yes!
– OK: Brandy Lyn, Heather Lyn… – Tammy Lyn. – FUCK!